Strange Art by Jeremiah Palecek

Here’s the doodle I threw together of 45 ideas taken from commenters on my last “what should I paint” video. Keep those ideas coming,

I’ve wrote a short story illustrating this image I’ve made. See if you can spot the characters.

All hail the flying spaghetti monster and her mysterious noodly apendage. I heard that she lost her bukkit when Randy Macho Man Savage threw a 5×5x5 rubix cube at her. It was really a shame so Rick Astley showed up with 1 cup and said “let’s have a benefit”. He thought maybe they could raise money to find a green frog named hopkin.
But the evil pedobear hates benefit concerts so he joined forces with Edgar se Cae. They Climbed into their VW bus which had mickey mouse painted on the front, and drove to Mobile Alabama (where rumors of a leprechaun abound). They were right outside of the exit when Grimace popped out from behind a bush in front of McDonalds. Their van slammed into him smearing what looked like purple jam all over the highway. Just then, The Predator crawled out of the ditch and began licking up the purple jam. His tongue slithered like Tiktaalik as he chomped down in his skull. Edgar looked over at pedobear dumbfounded. Pedobear was searching for his ipod which had been lodged under the seat during the acident. Finally pedobear was succesful and after plugging the 1/8 jack back in, the music of Tay Zonday beagan to bump from the back speakers.

The Predator had passed out on the highway and Lo Pan came and performed a ritual so his soul would go to heaven. The clouds parted and a large hand scratching a record came into view. The record was “High Five Hollywood’s Greatest Hits”.  Edgar looked up to the heavens as winged long cats gently fluttered down before mounting themselves on the backs of elephants.  The elephants first stomped the remains of Grimace into pure gelatin before snorting him up their long noses and spraying him back up into heaven.

Dekuji!