Chapter II
I, Jeremiah, stood upon the hill of of Zizkov in Prague and heard the sound of rushing waters. The wind carried the message. Climb,climb higher for the revelation. So I steppeth forth and to my wonder I walketh in the sky.
2.But lo, walketh I did not; I was carried by the eagle of empire. It spoke to me these words: Fliest thou in the night sky of eternities. You will learn the ten secrets of salvation
Suddenly before my burning eyes I beheld the ten visions of salvation for all humankind.
3.Vision 1: Skinneth the skin off thy hands on the mausoleum of Zizkov. All peoples must come to this holy mountain and taken the skin from their unclean hands
4.Vision 2: Putteth on the mask of Emperor Sigismund and dance the hokey pokey upon this mountain. Danceth until the dandelions grow.
5.Vision 3: To purify thy heart of all anger and uncleanliness, roll down the hill of Zizkov in a barrel of pivo
6.Vision 4: The vision of the sound of the holy ass braying in the wilderness. Listeneth to this holy sound. Heehaw, heehaw.
7.Vision 5: The initiate is prepared for the mission. All humankind is called to the holy site. They will crawl like Cerny babies and Rococo putti all over the mausuleum. Each must kiss the hooves of the equestrian presence. 100 crowns must be paid to kiss each hoof of the equestrian presence. Oh, behold the giant horse, giant rider. Blessed are the holy hooves. Save us from our smallness of spirit.
8.Vision 6. All mothers must bring their 6 year old daughters for purification and as an offering. Each dressed in an American rodeo garb representing all the colors of the rainbow.
9.Vision 7: The Nazi armaments rumble within the magazine and armaments cache. All history and time awaits the arrival of Cooperander, the highest angel.. Waiteth upon Cooperander. He appeareth when the 6 years daughters in rodeo suits stand with the pompoms upon the mausolum.
10.Vision 8: Cooperander appeareth suddenly upon the horse.Zizkov is gone. He waveth his…. ( the text is imperfect here, scholars cannot decipher what alien/angel Cooperander waveth. This is subject to interpreation. See Wikipedia for reliable source of information on everything. Cooperander is all white, albino, and his eyes squinteth from the blaze of his own being.
11.Vision 9: Suddenly all the trees of Zizkov breaketh forth into flames. A giant golden ring from the Wagner’s Ring of the Nibelungen spins like an Extra Terretrial vehicle coming up over Devils Tower in Wyoming, America. The Kiowa call it Rock Tree, where the boy turned into a bear and pursueth his 7 sisters in Rodeo clothes into the sky.
12.Vision 10: TheVlatava billoweth, and boileth, and overfloweth like volcano lava. It spilleth through the world, all salvation cometh from Bohemia. Cooperander speaketh the final word of salavation for the chosen few not left behind. The word is “jk…l…t…” (Another impurity in the text, room for speculation by the faithful.
13.I, Jeremiah, sink down carried by the eagle headed angel, without my wit and minde, no longer medicated, and lain upon the back of Grandfather Bison in Dakota.. The mad virgin mother of the prize winning maiden doll child looketh down and smileth at her handiwork.It is she who saveth us. The virgin doll is prepared for the struggle.
Note: you too can be free from your medication by heeding the preceding visions and commandments.Check the website: Cooperanderzz.com for more information. All majoir credit cards accepted for entrance. The 2009 Rally of Apocalpytic Liberation on Zizkov is scheduled for May 9.
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