One of the most respected musicians in history, Average Homeboy took the ’90s rap scene by storm with his down-to-earth and not-at-all-homoerotic hip hop videos.
I want to make you feel beautiful.
I want to make you feel beautiful.
Known also as Denny Blaze, Average Homeboy’s life remains shrouded in mystery, although a few snippets of information may be gleaned from his lyrics. Apparently, his “house is just middleclass,” he doesn’t “smoke crack,” he works hard every day so that he can get the money to go out and play, and, though he is comfortable, he is unable to “write million-dollar checks.” It may also be assumed that Blaze is one of those guys who is likely to say things like, “How come there’s no WHITE Entertainment Network?”
Incidentally, Wikipedia seems to have gone to some lengths to censor this fine young man, as the Average Homeboy page thereabouts may not be accessed by mere mortals, and only administrators can read the behind-the-scenes drama whereby this came about.
He is also a total pimp.
Download The Average Homeboy painting in High Resolution Here. Great for a background or wallpaper image.
3 comments en “Average Homeboy Denny Blaze”
March 1st, 2008 at 10:22 am
Jeez, you know what you should do with paintings like this? You ought to get in touch with the people running RoflCON and set up a booth to sell them there. Danny Blaze himself will be there, as will a lot of other paintable internet celebrities, and you could probably do quite well just selling this stuff back to the people they’re based on, as well as the people intrigued by those people who will also be at the conference.
If RoflCON isn’t you’re market for this stuff, I don’t know what is.
http://roflcon.org/
(Not affiliated with it, just think it’s a good idea.)
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:03 am
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